WHERE THE HELL IS HE (or she)? (09/19/25)

 HITS 1 WEEKEND COUNTDOWN

this week brought my proposal.

30. Olivia Dean - Man I Need (NEW)

29. Ed Sheeran - Camera (NEW)

28. Kehlani - Folded (+2, PK: 26, 8th week)

27. Maroon 5 and Lil Wayne - Love Is Like (=, PK: 23, 5th week)

26. Charli xcx - party 4 u (=, PK: 17, 18th week)

25. Lady Gaga - The Dead Dance (+4, PK: 25, 2nd week)

24. Justin Bieber - DAISIES (+1, PK: 15, 10th week)

23. Doja Cat - Jealous Type (+1, PK: 20, 4th week)

22. Alex Warren - Ordinary (-5, PK: 1, 26th week)

21. Alessi Rose - Same Mouth (+1, PK: 11, 18th week)

20. mgk - cliché (+3, PK: 10, 16th week)

19. BLACKPINK - JUMP (+1, PK: 16, 10th week)

18. sombr - back to friends (-5, PK: 9, 9th week)

17. Audrey Hobert - Sue me (+2, PK: 14, 13th week)

16. Conan Gray - Vodka Cranberry (+5, PK: 16, 7th week)

EXTRA: Demi Lovato - Here All Night 

15. KATSEYE - Gabriela (+1, PK: 15, 7th week)

14. Myles Smith - Nice To Meet You (-4, PK: 7, 19th week)

13. Tate McRae - Revolving door (-4, PK: 8, 20th week)

12. Lewis Capaldi - Survive (+3, PK: 11, 12th week)

11. Chappell Roan - The Subway (+3, PK: 8, 7th week)

10. Morgan Wallen and Tate McRae - What I Want (+2, PK: 10, 18th week)

9. Sabrina Carpenter - Tears (+2, PK: 9, 3rd week)

8. Alex Warren and ROSÉ - On My Mind (=, PK: 8, 12th week) 

7. HUNTR/X - Golden (=, PK: 4, 7th week)

6. Ed Sheeran - A Little More (=, PK: 6, 6th week)

5. Ravyn Lenae - Love Me Not (=, PK: 4, 19th week)

4. Benson Boone - Mystical Magical (=, PK: 3, 20th week)

3. Jonas Brothers - No Time To Talk (=, PK: 3, 13th week)

2. Sabrina Carpenter - Manchild (=, PK: 1, 15th week)

1. sombr - undressed (=, PK: 1 for 6 weeks, 19th week)

DEBUTS:

Olivia The Greatest debuts with the hit of the century, Man I Need. The UK giant debuts straight to the bottom with a stellar performance. The production is baseline at best and the lyrics are something that another song in HITBOUND does way better. TOAST TO GLUE!!!

Ed Sheeran debuts the thousandth copy pasta of his former hits, Camera. Boring ass AC shit, really couldn't give a damn. 

HITBOUND:

twenty one pilots - City Walls (2)

The Chainsmokers - Smooth (NEW)

Laufey - Lover Girl (NEW)

Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Buckingham, and Mick Fleetwood - Secrets (NEW)

The Favors - David's Brother (NEW)

Justin Bieber - LOVE SONG (3)

Alexander Stewart and Lauren Spencer Smith - Friends Don't (NEW)

Madison Beer - yes baby (NEW)

Thomas Day - she got a thing about her (9)

RAYE - WHERE IS MY HUSBAND? (NEW)

Demi Lovato - Here All Night (2)

flowerovlove - I'm your first (3)

Lewis Capaldi - Something In The Heavens (NEW)

People R Ugly - WAKE UP (NEW)

Jade Le Mac - Running Home (2)

BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT - HEART AWAY (2)

DEBUTS: 

Who the hell let The Chainsmokers back on the countdown? This is just another boring EDM cut, not much to say.

Laufey is back with Lover Girl. This entry seems to be the hit off the project, and for great reason. The song is nothing short of addicting, with the hand clapping being a natural instinct when listening. A must hear record. 

Miley Cyrus's new era flopped. Hard. There's no question about it. Critically, however, it hit a home run, myself included. It seems she hid the best cuts for the Deluxe, including this collab with Fleetwood Mac. Incredible production and vocals, but something in me wishes they pushed the 13 minute masterpiece of Lockdown.

FINNEAS and Ashe make their group debut with David's Brother. Surprisingly, the song works really well. The production has a nice alternative kick, and it would be a big hit if they had Billie's team, but whatever.

Just like Señorita, the track's basis, this song doesn't work.

Madison Beer is an artist who's been bubbling under for a minute, and this song might be the one. It's perfectly fit for clubs and raves, and simply put, goes the hell off.

Man I Need's better impersonator. And, I also have an answer to the question. All I'm saying, I'm 5'7, and I got a good ass personality. That's my only two good attributes, but at least I put my hat in the ring, right?

Lewis Capaldi does a good job for once. Pretty beautiful for the man who wrote Someone You Loved and Before You Go, so I'd say its a critical net gain.

Song so boring I literally fell asleep listening. That's not a joke.

PREDICTIONS: 

AJR - The Big Goodbye (NEW)

sombr - 12 to 12 

REASONING:

I wouldn't bet on it debuting, but The Big Goodbye currently has 16 spins and is slowly gaining. 

That's all for now, take care.