hitbound so ass im not gonna bother being creative (10/10/25)

 HITS 1 WEEKEND COUNTDOWN

this week is the most boring yet. god im so tired.

30. Leon Thomas - MUTT (-3, PK: 27, 3rd week)
29. Tate McRae - TIT FOR TAT (+1, PK: 29, 2nd week)
28. AJR - The Big Goodbye (-2, PK: 26, 3rd week)
27. Kehlani - Folded (-4, PK: 23, 11th week)
26. 5 Seconds Of Summer - NOT OK (+3, PK: 26, 2nd week)
25. Olivia Dean - Man I Need (=, PK: 25, 4th week)
24. Alex Warren - Eternity (NEW)
23. Doja Cat - Jealous Type (-2, PK: 20, 7th week)
22. Taylor Swift - The Fate Of Ophelia (NEW)
21. Maroon 5 and Lil Wayne - Love Is Like (+3, PK: 21, 8th week)
20. Alessi Rose - First Original Thought (+8, PK: 20, 2nd week)
19. mgk - cliché (+1, PK: 10, 19th week)
18. Audrey Hobert - Sue me (-1, PK: 14, 16th week)
17. Justin Bieber - DAISIES (-5, PK: 12, 13th week)
16. KATSEYE - Gabriela (-1, PK: 15, 10th week)
EXTRA: Tyler, the Creator - Sugar On My Tongue
15. Conan Gray - Vodka Cranberry (+3, PK: 15, 10th week)
14. Tate McRae - Revolving door (-3, PK: 7, 23rd week)
13. Ed Sheeran - A Little More (-3, PK: 6, 9th week)
12. Ravyn Lenae - Love Me Not (-7, PK: 4, 22nd week)
11. Myles Smith - Nice To Meet You (+3, PK: 7, 22nd week)
10. Sabrina Carpenter - Manchild (-1, PK: 1, 18th week)
9. sombr - back to friends (-1, PK: 8, 12th week)
8. Lady Gaga - The Dead Dance (+5, PK: 8, 5th week)
7. Jonas Brothers - No Time To Talk (-4, PK: 3, 16th week)
6. Chappell Roan - The Subway (+1, PK: 6, 10th week)
5. Ed Sheeran - Camera (+17, PK: 5, 4th week)
4. Benson Boone - Mystical Magical (+2, PK: 3, 23rd week)
3. HUNTR/X - Golden (+1, PK: 3, 12th week)
2. sombr - undressed (-1, PK: 1, 22nd week)
1. Sabrina Carpenter - Tears (+1, PK: 1 for 1 week, 5th week)

DEBUTS:

God forbid this man from ever touching the charts again over RAYE. This song sucks ass and its “moment” left two months ago. Fuck off.

Taylor Greed releases The Fate Of Ophelia, the best song shes had in a minute, off of her worst album of all time. Its a nice, laid back track that doesn’t try too much but is great for minimalist hot AC play. In all cases whatsoever, this bitch needs to retire. Go off to the Galapagos with your husband and leave music the hell alone. 

HITBOUND:

Laufey - Lover Girl (4)
David Guetta, Teddy Swims, and Tones & I - Gone Gone Gone (NEW)
Tyler, the Creator - Sugar On My Tongue (2)
SIENNA SPIRO - Die On This Hill (NEW)
JISOO and ZAYN - EYES CLOSED (NEW)
People R Ugly - WAKE UP (4)
Madison Beer - bittersweet (NEW)
Doja Cat - Gorgeous (3)
Alexander Stewart and Lauren Spencer Smith - Friends Don’t (4)
Demi Lovato - Kiss (NEW)
Maisie Peters - Audrey Hepburn (NEW)
EMEI - Talk Talk Talk (2)
Louis Tomlinson - LEMONADE (2)
Eddie Benjamin and Shawn Mendes - Home (NEW)
The Chainsmokers - Smooth (4)
The Favors - David’s Brother (4)

Yeah, fuck this. Songs are so ass this week I’m only gonna cover Kiss and label everything else forgettable.

Demi Lovato’s new album is shaping up to be great, and Kiss proves no less. I love the electronic production, and it works better than yes baby, which I thought would be the best dance hit of the year, but I digress. It’ll flop for sure, but the artistic credibility is there.

PREDICTIONS:
RAYE - WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!
Laufey - Lover Girl
Tyler, the Creator - Sugar On My Tongue

That’s all for now, take care.








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